{"id":1173,"date":"2014-02-24T10:26:19","date_gmt":"2014-02-24T09:26:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.therabbithouse.com\/blog\/?p=1173"},"modified":"2014-02-24T01:32:17","modified_gmt":"2014-02-24T00:32:17","slug":"pack-parcel-5-easy-steps","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.therabbithouse.com\/blog\/2014\/02\/24\/pack-parcel-5-easy-steps\/","title":{"rendered":"How to pack a parcel in 5 (or so) easy steps"},"content":{"rendered":"

Sometimes I have to send packs of my book to the wholesaler (who pass it on to Amazon or your local bookshop); I thought you might be interested in this quick tutorial on packing methods.<\/p>\n

Step 1: Get a Box<\/h2>\n
\"Boxes

Boxes are the best thing ever!<\/p><\/div>\n

Step 2: Remove Rabbit from Box<\/h2>\n
\"All

All boxes belong to me!<\/p><\/div>\n

Step 3: Add Bubble Wrap<\/h2>\n
\"box

No, you’re doing it all wrong. First thing you add to a box is a door!<\/p><\/div>\n

Step 4: Remove Rabbit from Box<\/h2>\n
\"You're

Although this is surprisingly comfy.<\/p><\/div>\n

Step 5: Add Books<\/h2>\n
\"rabbit

You should definitely get your mum to buy one of these – they are very tasty!<\/p><\/div>\n

Step 6: Remove Rabbit from Box<\/h2>\n
\"Ha!

Ha! I’m not even in the box!<\/p><\/div>\n

Step 7:\u00a0 Get suspicious about lack of rabbit in box and go and find out what rabbit is up to<\/h2>\n
\"You

You were playing with the box, so I went to see what other toys I could find to play with.<\/p><\/div>\n

Step 8: Address Box<\/h2>\n

\"parcel\"<\/p>\n

Step 9: Remove Rabbit from Box<\/h2>\n
\"Oops,

Oops, now how are you going to get them out? I told you to add a door, no worries I can break into this in no time.<\/p><\/div>\n

Step 10: Hide box so rabbit can’t eat it before delivery guy (or gal) comes to pick it up.<\/h2>\n

And that is how you pack a parcel!<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

If you’d like your own copy of my book on rabbit behaviour, you can get hold of it on my website here<\/a>.<\/strong> It’s \u00a38.99 (\u00a39.99 outside UK) including delivery and at the moment I’m offering a special edition with extra content.<\/p>\n

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Sometimes I post boxes of books, and who helps pack these up? Scamp of course. Here are five or so steps to packing a parcel (with the help of a rabbit).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1175,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[58],"tags":[59,32],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.therabbithouse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1173"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.therabbithouse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.therabbithouse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.therabbithouse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.therabbithouse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1173"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/www.therabbithouse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1173\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1465,"href":"https:\/\/www.therabbithouse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1173\/revisions\/1465"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.therabbithouse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1175"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.therabbithouse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1173"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.therabbithouse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1173"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.therabbithouse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1173"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}