How to pack a parcel in 5 (or so) easy steps

Sometimes I have to send packs of my book to the wholesaler (who pass it on to Amazon or your local bookshop); I thought you might be interested in this quick tutorial on packing methods.

Step 1: Get a Box

Boxes are the best thing ever!

Boxes are the best thing ever!

Step 2: Remove Rabbit from Box

All boxes belong to me!

All boxes belong to me!

Step 3: Add Bubble Wrap

box bubble wrap

No, you’re doing it all wrong. First thing you add to a box is a door!

Step 4: Remove Rabbit from Box

You're doing it wrong, first thing you add to a box is a door!

Although this is surprisingly comfy.

Step 5: Add Books

rabbit books

You should definitely get your mum to buy one of these – they are very tasty!

Step 6: Remove Rabbit from Box

Ha! I'm not even in the box!

Ha! I’m not even in the box!

Step 7:  Get suspicious about lack of rabbit in box and go and find out what rabbit is up to

You were playing with the box, so I went to see what other toys I could find to play with.

You were playing with the box, so I went to see what other toys I could find to play with.

Step 8: Address Box

parcel

Step 9: Remove Rabbit from Box

Oops, I told you to add a door, no worries I can break into this in no time.

Oops, now how are you going to get them out? I told you to add a door, no worries I can break into this in no time.

Step 10: Hide box so rabbit can’t eat it before delivery guy (or gal) comes to pick it up.

And that is how you pack a parcel!

 

If you’d like your own copy of my book on rabbit behaviour, you can get hold of it on my website here. It’s £8.99 (£9.99 outside UK) including delivery and at the moment I’m offering a special edition with extra content.

 

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4 Responses to “How to pack a parcel in 5 (or so) easy steps”

  1. Rose says:

    Ha ha! Great post, so funny! Could imagine mine doing this, even though he has plenty of his own boxes, its new so he has to inspect! :)

  2. Saira says:

    For starters, I always get so happy when I see an email that you’ve posted :D This one is so funny…Scamp living up to his name! <3

  3. annette says:

    ha ha ha!!! so so funny Tamsin!
    Scamp is the best!! and your book is great! LOVE my copy :)

  4. Shirley Lucas says:

    This was so cute. I just love your site, and I am going to make some piñatas from your site. Thank you so much for sharing that.

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